“Something About Mary” Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt – Funny 90s Comedy Movie Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Warren Quote Top, Made in USA
$17.10 – $22.05Price range: $17.10 through $22.05
- Size GuideSize Guide

Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional different.Size
Chest Width
Shirt Length
Chest Width
Shirt Length
S
18 in
28 in
46 cm
71 cm
M
20 in
29 in
51 cm
74 cm
L
22 in
30 in
56 cm
76 cm
XL
24 in
31 in
61 cm
79 cm
2XL
26 in
32 in
66 cm
81 cm
3XL
28 in
33 in
71 cm
84 cm
4XL
30 in
34 in
76 cm
86 cm
5XL
32 in
35 in
81 cm
89 cm
- Delivery & Return
Shipping Information
- Production Time: 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time | USA: 5–10 business days
- Shipping Time | Worldwide: 7–15 business days
- Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
- In rare cases outside our control, shipping may extend to 15–20 business days.
- Production time and shipping time are calculated in business days only. Orders placed on Saturday, Sunday, or on holidays will begin processing on the next business day.
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Order Cancellations
To cancel an order, please contact us within 12 hours of placing it. After this window, cancellations are no longer available as the order will already be in the technical processing stage.
Return & Refund Policy
We only accept returns if the issue arises from Heads Up Tobacco Accessories, including:
- Wrong size compared to the order details.
- Incorrect design or print differing significantly from the product page.
- Damaged goods upon arrival (e.g., tearing, breaking, or visible print defects).
- Wrong style or item received.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Except in the cases listed above, we regret that we cannot accommodate returns or refunds for any other reason due to our on-demand production process.
Details: Return & Refund Policy
Exchanges
Free replacement for Heads Up Tobacco Accessories errors (wrong item, design, or damage). Customers do not need to place a new order for an exchange.
Description
🌭🕶️ “Have You Seen My Wiener?” Relive the peak of 90s cringe-comedy with the “Something About Mary” Have You Seen My Wiener T-Shirt. This design is a direct tribute to Warren, one of the most unforgettable characters from the Farrelly brothers’ 1998 masterpiece. Whether you’re a hardcore fan of the flick or just someone who appreciates a perfectly timed, misunderstood double entendre, this shirt is a certified classic.
Featuring a vintage-style distressed graphic that feels like a promotional tee from the original theatrical release, this shirt captures the raw, unfiltered humor of the era. It’s the ultimate “if you know, you know” piece for movie buffs and lovers of nostalgic pop culture.
🧵 Key Features:
🎬 Iconic 90s Comedy Quote Graphic A professionally designed, high-contrast graphic featuring the infamous “Have You Seen My Wiener?” line in bold, retro-inspired typography that mirrors the late-90s aesthetic.
👕 Premium Heavyweight 100% Cotton Constructed from high-density, breathable US-grown cotton that provides a structured, boxy silhouette—built to last through a thousand re-watches of your favorite comedies.
🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA Ethically manufactured and printed in the United States, ensuring top-tier craftsmanship that honors American cinematic history.
☁️ Soft, Lived-In Comfort Specialized fabric washing gives this shirt a “broken-in” softness from day one, making it your go-to choice for casual weekends or 90s movie marathons.
🧍♂️ Unisex Relaxed Fit – Sizes S to 3XL A versatile, classic cut designed for both men and women. Pairs perfectly with baggy denim, cargo shorts, or your favorite pair of vintage sneakers.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for 90s Kids The perfect surprise for fans of Ben Stiller, Cameron Diaz, and the era of blockbuster raunchy comedies.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It perfectly balances the irreverent spirit of a cult-classic comedy with the rugged durability of a premium, American-made heavyweight staple.
✅ Grab Yours Now: Don’t be a beans-and-franks guy. Add the “Have You Seen My Wiener” Graphic Tee to your cart today!
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