"SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Funny Work T-Shirt
"SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Funny Work T-Shirt
Brand: Heads Up Tobacco Accessories
Size Guide
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional different.
Size | Chest Width | Shirt Length | Chest Width | Shirt Length |
S | 18 in | 28 in | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 20 in | 29 in | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 22 in | 30 in | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 24 in | 31 in | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in | 81 cm | 89 cm |
Shipping Information
- Production Time: 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time | USA: 5–10 business days
- Shipping Time | Worldwide: 7–15 business days
- Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
- In rare cases outside our control, shipping may extend to 15–20 business days.
- Production time and shipping time are calculated in business days only. Orders placed on Saturday, Sunday, or on holidays will begin processing on the next business day.
- Details: Shipping Policy
- Track your shipped parcels here: /apps/track123
Order Cancellations
To cancel an order, please contact us within 12 hours of placing it. After this window, cancellations are no longer available as the order will already be in the technical processing stage.
Return & Refund Policy
We only accept returns if the issue arises from Heads Up Tobacco Accessories, including:
- Wrong size compared to the order details.
- Incorrect design or print differing significantly from the product page.
- Damaged goods upon arrival (e.g., tearing, breaking, or visible print defects).
- Wrong style or item received.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Except in the cases listed above, we regret that we cannot accommodate returns or refunds for any other reason due to our on-demand production process.
Details: Return & Refund Policy
Exchanges
Free replacement for Heads Up Tobacco Accessories errors (wrong item, design, or damage). Customers do not need to place a new order for an exchange.
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🚫 Boundary Setting: Level Expert. Between the "meetings that could have been emails" and the "quick syncs" that last an hour, your schedule is at capacity. The "SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Statement Tee is a masterclass in modern workplace sarcasm. Featuring a bold, clean typographic design that mirrors high-end editorial layouts, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking—so you don't have to.
Crafted from premium 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee moves away from the stiff, itchy promo shirts of the past. It offers a soft-wash finish for a "lived-in" feel and a relaxed drape that makes it the most comfortable way to manage your workload (by ignoring it).
Note on Professionalism (or lack thereof): This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. We use high-definition, matte-finish inks that are integrated into the fabric fibers. This ensures the text remains crisp and readable, even after a dozen "urgent" laundry cycles. The graphic is soft-to-the-touch and won't peel or crack, unlike your patience during a 4 PM conference call.
🧵 Key Features:
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Sarcastic Corporate Graphic: Features bold, minimalist typography with an "Editorial Aesthetic." It’s designed to look like a high-end streetwear piece while carrying a hilarious, relatable message.
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Premium Soft Cotton: 100% ring-spun cotton that provides a lightweight, breathable, and silky-smooth feel. It’s the perfect base for layering under a zip-up hoodie or wearing solo while you're OOO.
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The Ultimate Gift for Coworkers: An ideal gift for White Elephant parties, promotion celebrations, or a "congratulations on surviving the quarter" treat for your work bestie.
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Relaxed Modern Fit: Features a comfortable, unisex-style silhouette with side-seams. Stay true-to-size for a classic casual look or size up for a trendy, oversized "WFH" vibe.
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Superior Durability: Pre-shrunk and garment-treated to maintain its shape and ultra-soft feel. Reinforced double-needle stitching ensures this shirt lasts longer than most of your project deadlines.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because your to-do list is already a mile long. It’s witty, it’s high-quality, and it’s arguably the most efficient way to communicate your priorities in 2026.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to clear your plate? Select your favorite color (we recommend Classic Black, Charcoal, or Navy), pick your size, and add the "SHIT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR" Tee to your cart today!
