"Dungeon Crawler Carl" Samantha IWKYM & Princess Donut Funny Quote Top – Iconic LitRPG Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Crawler Apparel, Made in USA
"Dungeon Crawler Carl" Samantha IWKYM & Princess Donut Funny Quote Top – Iconic LitRPG Graphic Tee, Premium 100% Cotton Crawler Apparel, Made in USA
Brand: Heads Up Tobacco Accessories
Size Guide
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional different.
Size | Chest Width | Shirt Length | Chest Width | Shirt Length |
S | 18 in | 28 in | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 20 in | 29 in | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 22 in | 30 in | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 24 in | 31 in | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in | 81 cm | 89 cm |
Shipping Information
- Production Time: 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time | USA: 5–10 business days
- Shipping Time | Worldwide: 7–15 business days
- Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
- In rare cases outside our control, shipping may extend to 15–20 business days.
- Production time and shipping time are calculated in business days only. Orders placed on Saturday, Sunday, or on holidays will begin processing on the next business day.
- Details: Shipping Policy
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Order Cancellations
To cancel an order, please contact us within 12 hours of placing it. After this window, cancellations are no longer available as the order will already be in the technical processing stage.
Return & Refund Policy
We only accept returns if the issue arises from Heads Up Tobacco Accessories, including:
- Wrong size compared to the order details.
- Incorrect design or print differing significantly from the product page.
- Damaged goods upon arrival (e.g., tearing, breaking, or visible print defects).
- Wrong style or item received.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Except in the cases listed above, we regret that we cannot accommodate returns or refunds for any other reason due to our on-demand production process.
Details: Return & Refund Policy
Exchanges
Free replacement for Heads Up Tobacco Accessories errors (wrong item, design, or damage). Customers do not need to place a new order for an exchange.
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🐱💀 "I Will Kill Your Mother, Carl!" If you’ve made it through the floors of the World Dungeon, you know that some threats are more terrifying than a Boss Battle. Our "Dungeon Crawler Carl" IWKYM Tee features the "loveliest" duo in the apocalypse: the royal Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chinchilla and the severed, screaming head of Samantha.
Captured in a high-impact graphic that perfectly balances Donut’s elegance with Samantha’s unhinged catchphrase, this shirt is a must-have for any fan of the hit LitRPG series. It’s the ultimate way to show the AI (and everyone else) that you’re not just a Crawler—you’re a fan of the highest order.
🧵 Key Features:
🎨 Samantha & Donut "IWKYM" Art A professionally designed, vibrant graphic featuring Princess Donut in her crowning glory and Samantha’s most famous (and frequent) threat. Sharp, detailed, and 100% "Dungeon-Certified."
👕 Premium Heavyweight 100% Cotton Constructed from high-density, breathable US-grown cotton. This is a sturdy, "apocalypse-ready" garment that provides a structured, boxy silhouette—built to last longer than a Goblin in a boss room.
🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA Ethically manufactured and printed in the United States, ensuring top-tier craftsmanship that even the Royal Court of Donut would approve of.
☁️ Soft, Lived-In Comfort Specialized fabric washing gives this shirt a "broken-in" softness from day one, so you stay comfortable whether you're listening to the Soundbooth Theater audiobook or waiting for the next floor to open.
🧍♂️ Unisex Relaxed Fit – Sizes S to 3XL A versatile, classic cut designed for both men and women. Pairs perfectly with your favorite pair of (optional) pants and a healthy fear of severed heads.
🎁 The Ultimate Gift for LitRPG Fans The perfect surprise for fans of Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, and anyone who understands that "God Dammit, Carl" is a term of endearment.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It perfectly balances the dark humor of the dungeon with the premium quality of an American-made, heavyweight streetwear staple.
✅ Grab Yours Now: The viewers are watching! Add the "Samantha & Donut" IWKYM Top to your inventory today!
