"A Little Crabby Before Coffee" T-Shirt – Funny Morning Humor Tee
"A Little Crabby Before Coffee" T-Shirt – Funny Morning Humor Tee
Brand: Heads Up Tobacco Accessories
Size Guide
Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 inch dimensional different.
Size | Chest Width | Shirt Length | Chest Width | Shirt Length |
S | 18 in | 28 in | 46 cm | 71 cm |
M | 20 in | 29 in | 51 cm | 74 cm |
L | 22 in | 30 in | 56 cm | 76 cm |
XL | 24 in | 31 in | 61 cm | 79 cm |
2XL | 26 in | 32 in | 66 cm | 81 cm |
3XL | 28 in | 33 in | 71 cm | 84 cm |
4XL | 30 in | 34 in | 76 cm | 86 cm |
5XL | 32 in | 35 in | 81 cm | 89 cm |
Shipping Information
- Production Time: 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time | USA: 5–10 business days
- Shipping Time | Worldwide: 7–15 business days
- Delivery Time = Production Time + Shipping Time.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
- In rare cases outside our control, shipping may extend to 15–20 business days.
- Production time and shipping time are calculated in business days only. Orders placed on Saturday, Sunday, or on holidays will begin processing on the next business day.
- Details: Shipping Policy
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Order Cancellations
To cancel an order, please contact us within 12 hours of placing it. After this window, cancellations are no longer available as the order will already be in the technical processing stage.
Return & Refund Policy
We only accept returns if the issue arises from Heads Up Tobacco Accessories, including:
- Wrong size compared to the order details.
- Incorrect design or print differing significantly from the product page.
- Damaged goods upon arrival (e.g., tearing, breaking, or visible print defects).
- Wrong style or item received.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Except in the cases listed above, we regret that we cannot accommodate returns or refunds for any other reason due to our on-demand production process.
Details: Return & Refund Policy
Exchanges
Free replacement for Heads Up Tobacco Accessories errors (wrong item, design, or damage). Customers do not need to place a new order for an exchange.
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🦀 Don’t Pinch Me, I Haven’t Had My Caffeine Yet. We’ve all been there—that pre-caffeine fog where everything is a bit "claws-out." The "A Little Crabby Before Coffee" Tee is the perfect way to warn the world that you need a brew before you can be human. Featuring a charming, vintage-inspired crab graphic and a relatable morning slogan, this shirt blends coastal aesthetics with a sharp sense of humor.
Crafted from premium heavyweight 100% cotton, this shirt offers a structured, high-end drape and a specialized soft-wash treatment. It’s thick, durable, and designed for those who appreciate a quality garment as much as a quality roast.
Note on Authenticity: This is a Print-on-Demand (POD) product. All graphics are high-quality, custom-printed exclusively based on your selection of size and color at the time of order, ensuring a fresh, vibrant, and unique finish for your morning routine.
🧵 Key Features:
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Whimsical "Crabby" Graphic High-definition, detailed crab illustration with a retro-distressed finish. Printed with eco-friendly, crack-resistant inks that stay bright through every wash.
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Premium Heavyweight Cotton A high-density fabric (approx. 7.5 oz) that provides a superior, non-see-through structure and a bold streetwear silhouette.
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Coastal Morning Humor The ideal shirt for beach vacations, early morning walks, or just a quiet cup of joe on the porch. A must-have for coffee lovers with a salty side.
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Modern Boxy Streetwear Fit Features dropped shoulders and a wider torso for that signature "oversized" look. Stay true-to-size for a classic boxy fit or size up for a relaxed, cozy vibe.
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Superior Comfort Garment-treated and pre-shrunk for an ultra-soft, "lived-in" feel. It’s the most comfortable way to navigate your morning grumpiness.
✅ Why You’ll Love It:
Because being crabby has never looked this cute—or felt this premium.
✅ Grab Yours Now:
Ready to brew some smiles? Pick your favorite neutral or nautical tone, select your size, and add the "A Little Crabby Before Coffee" Tee to your rotation today!
