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Each shirt is custom-printed based on your size selection, ensuring a crisp, high-contrast finish that survives every laundry cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e🧵 Key Features:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSarcastic Pregnancy Graphic:\u003c\/b\u003e Features bold, minimalist typography that tells it like it is. Printed with crack-resistant, water-based inks that move with the fabric and your growing bump.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Heavyweight Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e A high-density fabric (approx. 7.5 oz) that provides a superior, non-see-through structure. 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